After having already landed Dwayne Johnson and the casts of Hot and humid American summer, Parks and Entertainment, Veep, is The Princess Bride, Joe Biden’s presidential campaign has gotten even bigger and better support: The Avengers. Well, some of them. And one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. And Ant-Man. And Joe and Anthony Russo, who directed Avengers: Infinity War is Avengers: Endgame. So it’s not quite the entire superhero army that came out of the portals to beat Thanos, and it’s not quite the whole team that beat Ultron or Loki, but it’s a damn good team nonetheless. Let’s just say that if this particular group appeared on the cover of a comic book for a big event, let’s say, to get a more crappy, stupid version of the Red Skull from the White House, you’d probably buy it.
This comes from Deadline, which says the Russians have called Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, Don Cheadle, Paul Rudd and Zoe Saldana for a fundraiser in support of Joe Biden’s presidential campaign called “Voters Assemble,” which is kind of very obvious “we are in fashion for today’s trends!” which you have to endure if you want to vote Democrat. The fundraiser will include a “trivia game” and questions and answers, which we hope will be at least partially devoted to asking about every single member of the Avengers who is not present. A good number of them aren’t from the US, so we can’t expect them to clean up our mess in this stupid country, but this is the second of these Biden fundraising meetings Chris Pratt missed. Last time we theorized that he’s a Republican or he just wants everyone to get along and we can’t support anyone since he’s all “passionate and ecclesiastical now”, you have to wait and see what happens if the Biden campaign organizes a Everwood meeting.
Anyway, the Voters Assemble event will be held this Tuesday, October 20, and you will need to donate at least $ 1 to enter. You can find out more at this link. (Can anyone ask the Russians why Cap’s shield no longer has the Black Panther claw marks when Tony returns it. End of the game? It’s vibranium, you can’t just polish them or anything.)