You’d think a big fluffy dog in a video game would get tons of pets from everyone. But apparently, this isn’t the case for only 12% Hades players have pet Cerberus 10 times or more according to Steam data.
This fact arises from the You can pet the dog’s Twitter account.
Ten times it might seem like so many pets … to one monster! (Which Cerberus isn’t. He’s a good guy. Guys?) But on average when I pet a cat or dog I stroke it at least 20 times if you count each caress and caress as a single pet.
In fact, I know I’ve patted Cerberus more than ten times. Let me check very quickly … Oh, wait! I don’t have the result either. Maybe I’m just as bad as all the other dog-hating monsters who are apparently playing Hades?!
Well, I can fix it. We can all fix it. Please, this weekend, pat Cerberus Hades. Please. It needs love and attention. This year it sucks and is stuck in the underworld. So please #PetCerberus